My Story of Using Synthetic Urine

Before I started helping people pass drug tests and writing online, I was a cart pusher at Wal-Mart. It was absolutely demeaning and horrible. And the worst part was, I had to use synthetic urine just to get the job! I knew I would have ot drug test, so I bought some TestClear Synthetic Urine. I didn’t go with Quick Fix or any other brand because most employer drug tests use a legitimate laboratory for testing and you absolutely need real human urine to pass those. However, the great thing about employment drug tests, unlike probation drug tests, is that they CANNOT watch you as you go. They have to shut the door. That makes sneaking it in really, really easy.

Anyway, I was still really nervous as the lab woman tested my urine. Was it the right temperature? Would synthetic urine really work? Well, unfortunately, it did and I started work at Wal-Mart. That’s my experience with using synthetic urine to pass employment drug tests.

 

But, I’ve also had my run-ins with American law enforcemen as well!

I will admit to you guys that I was busted for smoking marijuana 3 summers ago in 2011. Me and 3 of my friends were sitting in a car smoking with a vaporizer at the local park. We had a power inverter and everything…basically just a bunch of dumb young adults smoking in public in the most obvious way. Anyway, we got busted by the police and were put on probation.

After being put on probation, I realized how ridiculous our system really was. People have such a hard time understanding why marijuana isn’t legal, but it was really clear to me. The government stole $2,000 from me in fines and their drug testing facility took me for $12 twice a week for my drops. They are making huge profit off of busting stoners. This pissed me off to no end and continues to piss me off.

I started a Facebook page (it’s called ‘Legalize Weed, Outlaw Corporate Greed’) about this issue, but I also took matters into my own hands and decided to keep smoking through my probation anyway.

I was lucky in that the drug testing agency I went to allowed me to shut the door. So it was really easy to sneak in the TestClear synthetic urine and put it in the cup. Most people aren’t so lucky. So basically if you’re on probation and want to continue using drugs of any kind, you have two options. You can either practice a million times and perfect your sleight of hand – and you have to be PERFECT because if the drug test attendants catch you you’re in big trouble. The other option is to get this product called the Pissinator. It’s basically a knock-off of the famous Whizzinator. You can get it at pissinator.com.

Bu tthe main thing you have to remember if you’re on probation, is that you NEED TestClear synthetic urine. It truly is the only form of synthetic urine that isn’t really synthetic. It’s real powdered human urine. I have chatted with the owner of TestClear a few times and he actually buys the powdered urine from a medical clinic.

So yeah, this is basically how I became so interested in synthetic urine. I’ve used it in multiple situations at least 30 times. Basically I just wantted to tell my story to anyone else that is considering using it. It really does work, but you have to know and understand the specific situation you’re in to use it correctly.

Good luck and happy smoking!

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